Teller Teasers
A father wants to know what his son will be when he grows up, so he devises a test. He sets up four items on a table; a Bible, a play boy magazine, some money, and a bottle of Champaign. He hides behind the table and figures that if his son picks up the Bible he'll be a priest, if he picks up the magazine he'll be a player, if he takes the money he'll be a business man, and if he takes the Champaign he'll be a drunk. The son comes home and looks at the table. He picks up the Bible, takes the magazine and puts it under his arm, takes the money and put it in his pocket, and puts the bottle of Champaign in his other hand. The father puts his hand to his forehead and says "oy, he's going to be a politician".
Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
A son says to a father "Daddy, can you please tell me a fairy tell" the father says "sure son. it starts like this. If elected I will....."
A senior citizen is driving down route 93, and he get's a phone call from his wife saying "honey I just wanted to tell you that it's on the news that some guy is driving the wrong way on the road, so be very carful". The senior citizen replies "it's not just one car, it's all of them".